"Magic Venom"

...is what's emerging from the mouth there. Screen Wipe/TV Go Home mainman Charlie Brooker describes himself as having a "face like a paedophile walrus". His is a monolithic sort of mug, for sure. The temptation is to expand this sketch into a fearsome massed rank of stony Brookerliths lining the Easter Island shoreline, glaring balefully into a festering, endless televisual ocean...