Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Comics That Will Likely Never Happen #2
Monkey Vomiter is a superhero who can vomit monkeys; wave after chirruping wave of the buggers if he finds himself in a particularly tight spot.
He's accompanied in his adventures by a dour little sidekick whose one and only contribution to Monkey Vomiter's ongoing campaign against the forces of darkness is to disparage this superpower at every available opportunity. Monkey Vomiter has a deep, desperate need for his companion to acknowledge that his abilities are, in truth, extremely pleasing in theory and highly effective in practice. Yet no display of primate projectile, however frenzied and outlandish, seems sufficiently spectacular to pierce the little man's indifference...